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A lifetime rushes by like a torrent down a steep mountain. . .

"Recession Gardens" are sprouting, and so are the scamsters
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Hustler's hucksters, and other ne'er do well's. )

New Mexico's Time Capsule was never created and buried
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Hey there, New Mexicans, once again, we are in the news, and as usual, not for something positive. Yahoo! News ran this piece from the Santa Fe New Mexican this morning.
 
Yeah, "your tax dollars at work", er, or, not at work, I guess.
 
Why am I SO not surprised?
 
Seeing as how New Mexico itself is sort of a "time capsule", do we really care?
 
How much of the state taxpayer's money was spent looking for the non-existant capsule?
 
Hee!

New Mexico's Time Capsule from 1960 Was Never Buried

Fri Mar 20, 4:20 pm ET
SANTA FE, N.M. – The mystery surrounding the buried location of a time capsule marking Santa Fe's 350th anniversary more than four decades ago has been solved: It was never underground.
 
The committee planning the city's 400th anniversary celebrations later this year had been searching for the location of the 150-pound steel tube from 1960, the Santa Fe New Mexican reported in Friday editions.
 
But it turns out that the time capsule never was.
 
The New Mexican said one of its reporters in 1964 discovered the unfilled tube in a back room of an office machine business, being used "as a shelf for empty plastic bottles and other useless objects."
 
Mayor Leo Murphy told the paper in the story more than 40 years ago that the project was abandoned because he was too busy trying to pay for bills incurred from the city's 350th anniversary.
 
"Those were days of confusion, days of chaos," he had told the New Mexican. "I was more interested in getting some friends to sign a note with me to cover the deficit the celebration ran up than I was in what happened to the capsule."
 
The capsule was supposed to be filled with items "pertinent to Santa Fe's 350th anniversary celebration" in 1960, around the time when the city was believed to have been founded in 1610. Historians later discovered evidence that it was founded in 1607 or earlier.
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Information from:
The Santa Fe New Mexican, http://www.sfnewmexican.com

OMFG: Your Very Own Personal Sound Track T-shirt
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O.K., I had to verify the Think Geek link from my previous post about giant plush Ebola virus toys, etc., and couldn't resist surfing to the Think Geek Home Page.

yeah, it's real, and it's only $40.


The YouTube promo video is a hoot!

 

Product Features

  • Personal Soundtrack Shirt features a working speaker on the front and can play background music and sound effects at your command
  • Pocket remote features 20 buttons and allows easy selection of 10 music themes and 10 different sound effects
  • Easily load your own sound effects and music onto the Personal Soundtrack Shirt using standard MP3 files
  • Play your iPod or other portable audio player through the speaker on the front of the shirt
  • Perfect for making your ordinary life more exciting
  • Requires 4 AAA batteries. Not included

 

Included Musical Themes
Royal Entrance
Sexy Time Theme
Disco Floor
Silent Movie Chase Theme
True Love
Scary Movie
Spy Mission
Super Hero Rescue
Western Showdown
Game Show
 

Included Sound Effects
Cheering
Drum Roll
Cat Call Whistle
Laugh Track
Booing
Crying
"Wrong Answer" Buzzer
Rim Shot
Metal Air Guitar
Police Siren
 

Washing Instructions

  • Unplug battery pack with remote from cable and remove.
  • Peel Velcro-backed speaker from shirt, unplug cable and remove.
  • The cable can be left inside the shirt.
  • Hand Wash or machine wash cold on gentle cycle
  • Hang dry or tumble dry low
Oh yeah, baby! The perfect gift for the nerd who has everything!

ROTFLMAO!

Extremely Important Info on MRSA from the Seattle Times Investigative Report
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Please pass this information to everyone you can--this piece contains information on MRSA ( methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus) that everyone should know, including pre-operative screening that can save a person's life.
 
MRSA now kills more people than AIDS, and six out of seven people who contract it get it while a patient in a hospital. Most hospitals do not have comprehensive practices for eradicating this problem, do not routinely screen all incoming patients, nor do they consistently follow their own procedures to reduce the spread of this life-threatening, highly contagious bacteria. 
 

Make Your Own Mandala Online!
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Courtesy of the Girl Scouts, if you can believe that!

Hee!

This is fun for adults or kids, whee!

Go here to give it a try: http://www.girlsgotech.org/mandala.asp

You will only be building one segment of the overall design. When you view the design, the program repeats the pattern to create the complete design. This is not well-explained in the site instructions.

 

All About Tibetan mandalas, what beautiful things! )

What Are the Top Ten Scary Movies, According to You?
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 [info]muichimotsude recently posted a snippet asking what folks thought was the scariest movie of all time. In the spirit of the upcoming Hallowe'en, Dia de Los Muertos, and Samhain season, let me ask you:

 

What are your top ten scary movies of all time? )

Myra's Mobile House of Pleasures Will be Open for Business
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My new-to-me rolling House of Pleasures! )in mid-November (I hope).

Yes campers, this crazy, middle-aged Bohemian has gone and bought herself a travel trailer


Yes campers, this crazy, middle-aged Bohemian has gone and bought herself a travel trailer—a 2004, 28-foot Alpenlite Aspen, to be precise. They’re made in Washington State, or they were until the manufacturer closed, as have most top quality manufacturers in the region who make things as good as the Canadians.

 

 

I am fortunate to have found such a gem at such a price, unless there is something exotically wrong with this thing that I am unable to discover. The couple selling her have traded up to a larger 5th wheel, because they RV a lot, and they need more room for themselves and their fast-growing, 5-year old son.

 

 

I get that—I remember what it was like to do that for extended periods. So do my children—that they will still speak to Eric and me, and one another, is a testament to their resilience.

 

 

Anyway, this baby is in PRISTINE condition, and comes with a 14-day warranty from the date of delivery, while I check out all of the systems. I don’t expect any problems, but you never know. The wife works for a small, local RV reseller in Rainier, and this turned out to be a Godsend, folks, because we have gotten ten tons’ o’ bureaucratic bullshit and just plain bad information from both the Oregon and New Mexico DMV folks about how to register this thing.

 

 

I can’t even write about how messed up it all got—the stress from it is too fresh—but suffice it to say, what should have been a simple, straightforward thing turned into a Mongolian clusterfuck that is only now being straightened out—to the best of my knowledge. The hassle factor was so high that it could have killed the deal. It probably would have if the seller has not been someone who worked for an RV dealer. The whole thing reminded me of the nightmare we went through when we tried to register and document our catamaran when we were in Florida.

 

 

If all of the paperwork goes through this week, then I will be the new owner of a bouncing baby home on wheels. Keep your fingers crossed for me, folks.

Next, I need to find a truck to tow it--but that is for another time. The owners are supposed to deliver the trailer to the RV Park of Portland

on November 2nd. Here's the site for the park (Yee Haw!): http://www.rvparkofportland.com/

Not much information there, but I thought you would get a kick out of the cheesy page, hee! Actually, the place is very nice, with mature landscaping, and it is very clean and well-run. It sits on the banks of the Tualatin River, and has a 2-mile hiking trail along the river, right next to the RV park. The bus line is a short walk away, and the light rail train is due to have a stop there by February.

The park is in a very upscale part of town, and very close to two major highways and streets, so getting around won't be difficult. The place is located not far from B and V, so we can easily get together and do stuff.


Here’s the ad for the trailer that lists the major features of my (hopefully) place:

 

 

 

2004 ALPENLITE ASPEN 28RL TRAILER IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. WEIGHS ONLY 5500 LBS, CAN BE TOWED BY LIGHTER TRUCKS. HAS REAR LIVING ROOM, WITH COUCH ACROSS THE BACK, DINETTE SLIDE OUT, HAS SOLID SURFACE COUNTERTOPS IN KITCHEN AND BATHROOM, DUCTED A/C, MICRO, AWNING, SLIDE OUT AWNING, 20" TV, BIKE RACK ON BACK, FRONT QUEEN WALK AROUND BED W/STORAGE UNDERNEATH, LOTS OF OUTSIDE AND INSIDE STORAGE, POLAR PACKAGE W/HEATED TANKS, SOLID MAPLE CABINETS, PORCELAIN TOILET, SLEEPS 6, HAS 2 BATTERIES, PREWIRED FOR SOLAR PANELS, BEAUTIFUL FIBERGLASS SIDING, NO

 
This thing has only high quality materials used, which is rare in a travel trailer priced for the working man. It has solid maple cabinetry, high quality stainless sinks and faucets, tough fabrics, and a real toilet, not a plastic Thetford. She comes with a TV and stereo, surround sound speakers inside and out, and she is wired for solar panels, cool! She has awnings for all windows, and a big one down the side. Those babies altogether would cost around 6 grand to install, so this is a real plus.

Here are pictures of an identical model, while they last (I pulled them from an RV dealer, and this trailer is already under contract, so the photos won't be up for long). This model is exactly the same as mine, inside and out:







 

Top Ten Most Biographically Inaccurate Movies
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Well, the top ten picks by the person who put together this piece:

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/1175/biographical-inaccuracies/fp#photo0

I thought it was interesting. Click through the images to get the whole story about major inaccuracies, fallacies, or left out important bits from some of Hollywood's top bio pics!

Six Chocolate Cake Recipes from the Guardian
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Dad is great, he made us chocolate cake!

Thank you, Bill Cosby!

Apparently, Chocolate Week is coming (why don't I know anything about this?), and the Guardian printed these killer recipes. Measurements are in metric units, so you may need a conversion calculator--there are bunches of them on the Web.

Enjoy!

Go to http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2008/oct/14/chocolate-cakes-recipes

What a great way to lighten up a Monday!

I am in Portland, YAY! ! ! !
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Arrived in a pouring rainstorm that lasted for 4 hours.  I am completely happy to be here!!!

More later--gotta' go eat home made chicken noodle soup, and then go unload stuff into my new storage room.

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin Is a Long-Time Member of a FREEEEEKY Christian Sect.
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[UPDATED POST TO ENSURE CURRENT LINKS TO THE VIDEO CLIP ABOUT PALIN'S CHURCH]

Hey there, campers! This is the woman who will by your Vice-President if the McCain ticket carries the day.

I have been largely staying out of this election's fol-de-rol, for several reasons that I will not get into here.

The wholesale effort to silence A LOT of important information about the McCain campaign ticket holders that is currently underway disturbs me, however, and so I will be doing my little part to post stuff that gets censored or distorted--from time to time.

Here is my first installment.

Please check out this piece about Sarah Palin's long-term involvment with the Wasilla Assembly of God church (a Pentecostal-type church), and view the 10-minute mini-documentary about this group. The video was posted on YouTube, and was beginning to get noticed, when YouTube pulled the documentary, citing it as "inapppropriate content".

I could understand its getting low ratings by many viewers for its amateurish quality, but to remove this information altogether from the YouTube site is disturbing.

The video itself is pretty disturbing. I especially squicked at the crazed college girl who claimed that Jesus was up on the 3rd floor of their building, and that He called her there to run around up there and be with Him, and He opened a portal there.

The blurb in which the pastor tells the congregation how much he loves their local mayor because she loves Jesus more than anything, and that "she is a disciple of our Lord Jesus Christ before she is a mayor," is pretty creepy.

So is the blurb from a crazed woman after a church revival claiming that she witnessed members raising the dead, making people grow new knees, the deaf hearing, etc. . . .

The "cell phone annointing" session, in which congregation members were told that by calling people on their cell phones, they could annoint them and perform miracles on them is pretty weird, too.

You GOTTA' read this stuff, man! )

My friend Tom in Pasadena is OK after Ike,
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more or less. I spoke to him by cell phone yesterday morning. He lives south of Houston, in Pasadena, and Pasadena took a pretty hard hit from ke.

The storm took a 5-foot section of Tom's roof away over his kitchen, so there is a gaping hole open to the sky there, and lots of wind and water damage. His entire backyard fence is gone, as in G-O-N-E, to who knows where. The large shade tree in his back yard fell down, narrowly missing crashing into the roof of his next door neighbor's house.

His street is flooded up into the yard, but not into the house, as of yesterday morning. It is probably higher there now.

There is no electricity, water, or gas, nor any expected for a couple of weeks.

Tom was in an all-fired hurry to get out and begin cleaning up and repairing damage. He even told me that his local hardware store staff told him that they would re-open after the storm. Tom assumed that meant the day after the hurricane.

I said no.

I told him that this meant that they would re-open once the power was back on, the flood waters had subsided, and the damaged trees and debris were removed from the streets. 

Tom was even trying to figure out how to begin dealing with the cutting up and removal of his downed tree. He has no chain saw, no special tools, and no experience in logging or trimming trees.

I told him to stay put and leave things the hell alone, because most people get injured or killed AFTER a hurricane, when they attempt repair and remediation projects that they are not qualified or fully prepared to do. If they get injured, there is no way to get help, because there is no access to medical care.

Schooling Tom on how to survive the many dangers that occur after the storm. )

Ike's surge not as bad as expected.
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Early news reports indicate that Ike's storm surge was not as bad as anticpated, which is a very good thing. There is still extensive flooding and damage along the coast, but it is not as bad as folks thought it would be. Many people who refused to evacuate are stranded, and are requesting help.

Here are images from the coast: http://www.chron.com/news/photogallery/Editors_Top_Pictures.html

Ike Makes Landfall at Galveston Bay
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Here is the latest Ike image:



Around half of the people in and around Galveston Bay refused to leave during the mandatory evacuation, and many who stayed are now calling for help that can no longer arrive. Morning may bring a heavy loss of life in the lowlands next to the shoreline.

Idiots. 

The 18-foot seawall was already overtopping this afternoon, and the main storm surge hadn't even arrived yet.

Over 850,000 are already without power, and the number is expected to rise to 3 million by morning.

Hurricane Ike is going to land in the middle of my old stomping grounds.
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Major bummer.

Major hurricane. Ike is as large as the entire Gulf of Mexico from north to south, and about 70 percent as wide as the Gulf. Its hurricane force winds extend over 115 miles from the center, and tropical storm force winds extend over 250 miles out, as you can see in this image. The green blob in the bottom center of this image is the Yucatan Peninsula. The blob to the north of the Yucatan is Louisiana.



The Central and northern Texas bays are expected to receive 20-25 foot storm surges.

This is going to MAJORLY suck  for the coastal areas from Port Lavaca (which is 1/2 way between Houston and Corpus Christi)  to Port Orange, on the Louisiana line.

Reminds me a lot of the Galveston Hurricane of 1900. )

 

This reminds me of the 1900 Galveston Hurricane. )

Apocalypse Not? 30 Days When the World Didn't End. . .
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People of every generation are prone to believing that they are living in "the end times", and apocalyptic tales are ever-present in human history.

Im memoriam of September 11, I am posting this article from the London Times.

Why?

Well, many people have used that awful day as fodder to forward a thousand agendas, from launching a war based on a fabric of lies, to the near-total destruction of individual civil liberties in this country, to wholesale black bag prisoner operations and torture, to preachers and politicians claiming that the event was proof that the Apocalypse was imminent.

Fooey, says I, on all that crap. So, instead of listening to another day filled with dire warnings, predictions, ersatz sentiments, and out-and-out lies by our public mouthpieces today, I am going to post this, go take a hot soak, and get on with things.

Lest anyone get too caught up in the Doomsday rhetoric commonly attached to rememberances of 9/11, here's a reminder of 30 days when the world didn't end (even though many folks predicted it would).



CERN may make mini black holes on Wednesday!
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♫ Noo NOO noo noo, noo NOO noo noo. . .♫♪

Yes campers, the Large Hadron Collider is supposed to go online Wednesday, and this will be a major breakthrough in subatomic particle physics research. It will be the largest atomic particle acelerator on Earth, and it cost $9 billion to construct deep underground along the border of France and Switzerland.





Interestingly, there is a small chance that the accelerator could create tiny black holes that could destroy planet Earth, (or create runaway strangelets or magnetic monopoles) and that has enough folks up in arms that they filed lawsuits to attempt to delay the development of the accelerator. A former nuclear safety officer,  Walter Wagner, filed a suit in Hawaii (read about it here: http://www.infoaddict.com/post/title/particle-accelerator-will-destroy-earth-claims-lawsuit/index.html)

This reminds me of the folks who thought that the first A-bomb's chain reaction would set the sky on fire and burn up the atmosphere.

The only thing about that theory that concerned me when I learned about it, was that scientists on the Manhattan Project had not thoroughly disproved that theory before they set off the Bomb, yeeps!

Odds are nearly 100%, that the accelerator won't generate mini black holes, and even if it did, they would be of no consequence whatsoever, say researchers in the know.

I predict a pulp fiction piece about this phenomenon soon, campers, and maybe even a B movie!

Black Holes from Earth, Terminal Point, or something along that vein.

Hee!

Anyway, the big test day is Wednesday, and I am curious about how things go. Will it work? Will it fail?

I'll be staying tuned to this story. . . .
 


Hurricane Ike is going to do some serious damage to the southern Bahamas, and then
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it will cross over Cuba, and into the Gulf of Mexico.
Here is the latest satellite image of CAT 4 Hurricane Ike and its projected path. )

Nerds on Film! The Video Periodic Table of Elements. . .
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Thanks to chefbebe for her never-ending search for the truly unusual, interesting, and amusing stuff to be found out there in Cyberland!

Check out the video periodic table of elements, from the University of Nottingham!

http://www.periodicvideos.com/

How amusing!

Hee!


Whenever life gets you down, Mrs. Brown,
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♪ and things seem hard or tough--

and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, ♪

and you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff. . . . ♫


Click here: http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/galaxy.swf

Thanks to chefbebe for the link to this delightfully fun attitude adjustment song from our Monty Python brethren!

Hee!



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