( Hustler's hucksters, and other ne'er do well's. )
The YouTube promo video is a hoot!
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Courtesy of the Girl Scouts, if you can believe that!
Hee!
This is fun for adults or kids, whee!
Go here to give it a try: http://www.girlsgotech.org/mandala.asp
You will only be building one segment of the overall design. When you view the design, the program repeats the pattern to create the complete design. This is not well-explained in the site instructions.
muichimotsude recently posted a snippet asking what folks thought was the scariest movie of all time. In the spirit of the upcoming Hallowe'en, Dia de Los Muertos, and Samhain season, let me ask you:
Yes campers, this crazy, middle-aged Bohemian has gone and bought herself a travel trailer—a 2004, 28-foot Alpenlite Aspen, to be precise. They’re made in Washington State, or they were until the manufacturer closed, as have most top quality manufacturers in the region who make things as good as the Canadians.
I am fortunate to have found such a gem at such a price, unless there is something exotically wrong with this thing that I am unable to discover. The couple selling her have traded up to a larger 5th wheel, because they RV a lot, and they need more room for themselves and their fast-growing, 5-year old son.
I get that—I remember what it was like to do that for extended periods. So do my children—that they will still speak to Eric and me, and one another, is a testament to their resilience.
Anyway, this baby is in PRISTINE condition, and comes with a 14-day warranty from the date of delivery, while I check out all of the systems. I don’t expect any problems, but you never know. The wife works for a small, local RV reseller in Rainier, and this turned out to be a Godsend, folks, because we have gotten ten tons’ o’ bureaucratic bullshit and just plain bad information from both the Oregon and New Mexico DMV folks about how to register this thing.
I can’t even write about how messed up it all got—the stress from it is too fresh—but suffice it to say, what should have been a simple, straightforward thing turned into a Mongolian clusterfuck that is only now being straightened out—to the best of my knowledge. The hassle factor was so high that it could have killed the deal. It probably would have if the seller has not been someone who worked for an RV dealer. The whole thing reminded me of the nightmare we went through when we tried to register and document our catamaran when we were in Florida.
If all of the paperwork goes through this week, then I will be the new owner of a bouncing baby home on wheels. Keep your fingers crossed for me, folks.
Next, I need to find a truck to tow it--but that is for another time. The owners are supposed to deliver the trailer to the RV Park of Portland
Not much information there, but I thought you would get a kick out of the cheesy page, hee! Actually, the place is very nice, with mature landscaping, and it is very clean and well-run. It sits on the banks of the Tualatin River, and has a 2-mile hiking trail along the river, right next to the RV park. The bus line is a short walk away, and the light rail train is due to have a stop there by February.
The park is in a very upscale part of town, and very close to two major highways and streets, so getting around won't be difficult. The place is located not far from B and V, so we can easily get together and do stuff.
2004 ALPENLITE ASPEN 28RL TRAILER IN EXCELLENT SHAPE. WEIGHS ONLY 5500 LBS, CAN BE TOWED BY LIGHTER TRUCKS. HAS REAR LIVING ROOM, WITH COUCH ACROSS THE BACK, DINETTE SLIDE OUT, HAS SOLID SURFACE COUNTERTOPS IN KITCHEN AND BATHROOM, DUCTED A/C, MICRO, AWNING, SLIDE OUT AWNING, 20" TV, BIKE RACK ON BACK, FRONT QUEEN WALK AROUND BED W/STORAGE UNDERNEATH, LOTS OF OUTSIDE AND INSIDE STORAGE, POLAR PACKAGE W/HEATED TANKS, SOLID MAPLE CABINETS, PORCELAIN TOILET, SLEEPS 6, HAS 2 BATTERIES, PREWIRED FOR SOLAR PANELS, BEAUTIFUL FIBERGLASS SIDING, NO
This thing has only high quality materials used, which is rare in a travel trailer priced for the working man. It has solid maple cabinetry, high quality stainless sinks and faucets, tough fabrics, and a real toilet, not a plastic Thetford. She comes with a TV and stereo, surround sound speakers inside and out, and she is wired for solar panels, cool! She has awnings for all windows, and a big one down the side. Those babies altogether would cost around 6 grand to install, so this is a real plus.
Here are pictures of an identical model, while they last (I pulled them from an RV dealer, and this trailer is already under contract, so the photos won't be up for long). This model is exactly the same as mine, inside and out:























( This reminds me of the 1900 Galveston Hurricane. )
♫ Noo NOO noo noo, noo NOO noo noo. . .♫♪
Yes campers, the Large Hadron Collider is supposed to go online Wednesday, and this will be a major breakthrough in subatomic particle physics research. It will be the largest atomic particle acelerator on Earth, and it cost $9 billion to construct deep underground along the border of France and Switzerland.

Interestingly, there is a small chance that the accelerator could create tiny black holes that could destroy planet Earth, (or create runaway strangelets or magnetic monopoles) and that has enough folks up in arms that they filed lawsuits to attempt to delay the development of the accelerator. A former nuclear safety officer, Walter Wagner, filed a suit in Hawaii (read about it here: http://www.infoaddict.com/post/title/par
This reminds me of the folks who thought that the first A-bomb's chain reaction would set the sky on fire and burn up the atmosphere.
The only thing about that theory that concerned me when I learned about it, was that scientists on the Manhattan Project had not thoroughly disproved that theory before they set off the Bomb, yeeps!
Odds are nearly 100%, that the accelerator won't generate mini black holes, and even if it did, they would be of no consequence whatsoever, say researchers in the know.
I predict a pulp fiction piece about this phenomenon soon, campers, and maybe even a B movie!
Black Holes from Earth, Terminal Point, or something along that vein.
Hee!
Anyway, the big test day is Wednesday, and I am curious about how things go. Will it work? Will it fail?
I'll be staying tuned to this story. . . .

♪ and things seem hard or tough--
and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft, ♪
and you feel that you've had quite enu-hu-hu-huuuuff. . . . ♫
Click here: http://dingo.care2.com/cards/flash/5409/g
Thanks to chefbebe for the link to this delightfully fun attitude adjustment song from our Monty Python brethren!
Hee!
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